Teresa had her first official (insurance paid) doctors appointment yesterday. It's official, new Berglund en route. The new little Berglund will be arriving on or around July 28, 2009. The doc said Teresa is very healthy and that the only thing either of needed to do was not stress out and enjoy the ride. NOT STRESS OUT!!! WTF!!! Does this dipshit watch the news or read a newspaper? This country is on the verge of taking one huge shit that will be one of those real runny diarrhea blows that covers the entire bowl. Graphic I know, but if something doesn't get to working soon that graphic statement will be reality. I am not afraid of raising this kid but I am afraid of not being able to do it as successfully as I want to. I know that is every parents nightmare, however, it is my turn and I can be as dramatic as I want to be. My wife sure has taken to that liberty of drama. Everything, and I mean everything is a dramatic event that ends with a huge crescendo or a run to the fridge. Either way the event still turns dramatic. Some of it is absolutely hilarious because it is such minute BS she frets over but the other times are dangerous. BE VERY WARY OF THE HORMONAL!! I just about lost my left arm the other night when I reach for the remote setting between us on the couch. It just happened to be within reaching distance of her box of crackers. I am damn glad I have such good reflexes, whew! Well I think that is enough for today. Hope all is well with everyone, Drop a note and let us know how you are doing.
DB
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Sunday, January 4, 2009
What have you done with your life?
Here arethe rules, bold the ones you have done and post to your blog.
1. Started your own blog-today is day ONE for some of you!
2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band – does Rock band count
4. Visited Hawaii/want to live there
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sang a solo -
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea.
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning –
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown your own vegetables -
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked -
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill -
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Run a Marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run -
32. Been on a cruise
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language—does pig latin count?
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangeo’s David
41. Sung karaoke
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance -
47. Had your portrait painted -
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie -
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class -
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen—meals on meals
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies - I’ve bought some, does that count?
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason –
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy -
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten Caviar
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle –
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper -
85. Kissed a stranger at midnight on New Year’s Eve
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
88. Had chickenpox
89. Saved someone’s life
90. Sat on a jury-but I”ve been called so many times I can’t recall how often.
91. Met someone famous
92. Joined a book club
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby—
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee
1. Started your own blog-today is day ONE for some of you!
2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band – does Rock band count
4. Visited Hawaii/want to live there
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sang a solo -
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea.
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning –
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown your own vegetables -
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked -
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill -
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Run a Marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run -
32. Been on a cruise
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language—does pig latin count?
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangeo’s David
41. Sung karaoke
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance -
47. Had your portrait painted -
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie -
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class -
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen—meals on meals
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies - I’ve bought some, does that count?
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason –
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy -
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten Caviar
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle –
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper -
85. Kissed a stranger at midnight on New Year’s Eve
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
88. Had chickenpox
89. Saved someone’s life
90. Sat on a jury-but I”ve been called so many times I can’t recall how often.
91. Met someone famous
92. Joined a book club
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby—
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee
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